Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Topeka!

This blog shit is going to pay off big someday. Just noticed we got a record seven (7) hits today.

My benchmark for a successful blog venture:

     1. Every continent eventually checks in (in the form of a questionably documented page view)

     2. I make enough sweet, sweet ad money (coming soon!) to purchase a reasonably-priced plate lunch at Moody's.

     3. George Will leaves a comment correcting my spelling.

     4. Some nationally-known socialist type reads this and is visibly displeased. Shit, I'll take a random Hollywood anti-American.

     5. Kirk gets off of his dead ass and posts something.

That is all. I'll hang up now and listen for your answer.

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