Of course you should move here.

Talked on the phone today with someone interested in moving to the area. He was calling from way out of state, and obviously had zero idea about the area, and wanted me to sell it to him. Fine, I'll bite, and I start selling. Then he interrupts me repeatedly with how jacked up he is, and how he's concerned that a small town or rural area would reject someone like him. I tried to talk him down, and convince him that we would never do something like that.

I eventually realized it was a bit like manning a suicide hotline, I was talking with someone who probably actually needed to end it all.

Which is why you should always call an "anti-suicide" hotline.

Steampunk Palin

Seriously, what is missing here?

I'll submit that nothing is missing here.

My Girlfriend Sarah Palin

She is so awesome I just want to stab random strangers in the spine. Is that so wrong?