Everybody has heard about breast cancer now? We're good? Cool! Let's stop with the pink shit on football uniforms. Fucking whiners.
Is it ironic that Farah Fawcett, the owner of the best boobs of the 70s, died of anal cancer? That may be Gods alltime greatest headfake.
Need a ruling on the irony, though. Alanis ruined my irony meter.
****IS NOT IRONIC****
ReplyDeleteHmm. The irony meter indicates lack of irony. Does this thing ever detect irony? Would it be ironic if it didn't?
It blows my mind that Cancer could do something that age and the passing of time could not: Make me think about Farah Fawcett's ass in a way that doesn't give me a boner. Don't fuck with Cancer, it plays hardball. Man, I hope Cancer doesn't give me dick Cancer for saying that.
ReplyDelete"But Cancer IS Funny" I see what you did there! You just made Butt Cancer funny. Here comes the dick Cancer. Also, don't think my Private Eye/Cop name isn't Dick Cancer, either, because it totally is now.
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