My Other Football Problem

Is it possible I'm gay for football?

Not interested in humping a guy, mind you, just get a raging straighty from September through early February.

Consult your doctor, indeed.

Also: should Straighty be capitalized?

I'll hang up and listen to your answer.

Segway

I have been saying for years that Segways don't look totally cliff-proof.

Sweet vindication.

Twitter

Just started. Fail to see the point, but going to work it for a while. Practicing by limiting conversations to 140 characters.

Big church day

Four hours of church today. I feel like those black kids I felt sorry for when I was in school.

Irregardless

Going to use the word "irregardless" a lot next week. Everybody that fails to correct me will be placed on a list.

The week after: Cromulent.

Joe Biden and a Quota Hire

Weekend. Week End. Weakened. Weak...

Long week. Little to show for it. Weekend up in the air. Much to do. Prediction: little to show for that either. At least there's football.
Sweet nourishing football.
Three/four weeks in, though, and I am no longer satisfied with whatever directional colleges are playing each other.
Time to make a list of the things to do this weekend. Secure in the understanding that all productivity will cease during the Bama game tomorrow.
Aim high.

Sniff Train

Fun With Animals

I've never seen a bear with a sinus infection, but I expect that it is disgusting.

That is all.

It is alive

First!

Ha. More to follow, I presume.